If their pants don’t fit, they’re straight.
Michelle Sullivan
Quotes
It’s been found that people who watch cooking shows on TV improve their own cooking techniques. But I’m afraid that if I watch Paula Deen, I’m gonna end up using way too much butter. And racism.
Jason Bowers
(David Letterman) has been on the air my entire adult life. Late Night debuted my first year in college. I learned more from watching Dave than I did from going to my classes — especially the ones I did not go to because I had stayed up until 1:30 watching Dave.
This man has influenced every host that came after him, and even a few who came before him — he’s that good.
And I tell you — I do not envy whoever they try to put in that chair.
STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
It’s Jay Leno’s last week… and also, it’s the start of the Winter Olympics. Two things that happen every four years.
DAVID LETTERMAN (via CBS News)
FRIEND: Miguel the furry shot boy always brings strong drinks.
ME: Miguel the Furry Shot Boy is my favorite children’s book.
Big Shot Jason Blog 