A few months ago I told you about the black burger at Burger King Japan that got its color from squid ink, and now KFC China has a PINK chicken sandwich bun, thanks to rose cheese (which is, apparently, actually a thing).
WATCH The Baby That Can’t Say Mama And The DOG That Can
Dogs will do anything for attention, even learning how to speak.
WATCH The Hilarious And Bizarre Music Video That Makes “Gangham Style” Look Sane By Comparison
Remember when you first saw the video for Psy’s “Gangham Style” or Rebecca Black’s “Friday” how your jaw was on the floor as you tried to comprehend what the hell was happening on the screen? This is like that x1000. All you need to know: singing and dancing Sumo wrestlers.
SEE The Bed That Literally EJECTS You Out Of It To Start Your Day
And you thought your trick of putting the alarm clock on the other side of the room was the way to force yourself to get out of bed.
Kim Kardashian Did A Hype Energy Drink Commercial And It Is Super Bizarro
It also poses so many questions. Would you actually buy a drink loaded with tons of caffeine from a pregnant woman that shouldn’t be drinking caffeine? If Kim was, in fact, drinking this energy drink, then why does she fall off the bike in the first place (she should be full of energy!)? Whose idea was it to dress kim like Audrey Hepburn? Why isn’t Kanye riding the bike with her like in his “Bound 2” music video?
WATCH A Young Woman Drop A Baby to Catch a Wedding Bouquet
I realize she wanted to catch the bouquet, but this is taking it too far. My gut tells me this is fake. What do you think?
WATCH Alex Trebek (Try To) Rap The Theme From “Fresh Prince Of Bel Air” on Jeopardy
The most amazing thing about this video is how completely UN-fazed the Jeopardy contestants are when Trebek starts spittin’ mad rhymes.
SEE The Dog That Was Just Named World’s UGLIEST (aww)
Women Are (Allegedly) Flocking To A Zoo In Japan To See This Handsome… GORILLA
The Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, Japan has apparently seen a spike in female tourists because this gorilla named Shabani has an especially muscular frame and good boon structure. Shabani is basically doing the gorilla version of “Blue Steel,” and they totally need to get him to do a cameo in Magic Mike XXL. Pix via Instagram and Twitter.
SEE The New Guinness World Record Holder for The World’s Longest Pizza (almost a mile!)
The new longest pizza comes to us from Milan via 80 pizza-makers, 1.7 tons of flour, 1.5 tons of mozzarella, 2 tons of tomato sauce, and 5 onions, but I’m betting that it takes longer than 30 minutes to deliver this thing. Watch them assemble this monster creation: