A few months ago I told you about the black burger at Burger King Japan that got its color from squid ink, and now KFC China has a PINK chicken sandwich bun, thanks to rose cheese (which is, apparently, actually a thing).
Dogs will do anything for attention, even learning how to speak.
Remember when you first saw the video for Psy’s “Gangham Style” or Rebecca Black’s “Friday” how your jaw was on the floor as you tried to comprehend what the hell was happening on the screen? This is like that x1000. All you need to know: singing and dancing Sumo wrestlers.
And you thought your trick of putting the alarm clock on the other side of the room was the way to force yourself to get out of bed.
It also poses so many questions. Would you actually buy a drink loaded with tons of caffeine from a pregnant woman that shouldn’t be drinking caffeine? If Kim was, in fact, drinking this energy drink, then why does she fall off the bike in the first place (she should be full of energy!)? Whose idea was it to dress kim like Audrey Hepburn? Why isn’t Kanye riding the bike with her like in his “Bound 2” music video?
I realize she wanted to catch the bouquet, but this is taking it too far. My gut tells me this is fake. What do you think?
The most amazing thing about this video is how completely UN-fazed the Jeopardy contestants are when Trebek starts spittin’ mad rhymes.
I WAS gonna shame the fact that there’s a pageant to find the world’s ugliest dog, but then I saw there was a cash prize of $1500. It looks like this year’s “winner” Quasi (as in Quasi Modo) will be able to afford a super-fancy makeover (if he or she wants it).
The Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, Japan has apparently seen a spike in female tourists because this gorilla named Shabani has an especially muscular frame and good boon structure. Shabani is basically doing the gorilla version of “Blue Steel,” and they totally need to get him to do a cameo in Magic Mike XXL. Pix via Instagram and Twitter.
The new longest pizza comes to us from Milan via 80 pizza-makers, 1.7 tons of flour, 1.5 tons of mozzarella, 2 tons of tomato sauce, and 5 onions, but I’m betting that it takes longer than 30 minutes to deliver this thing. Watch them assemble this monster creation:
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