I WAS gonna shame the fact that there’s a pageant to find the world’s ugliest dog, but then I saw there was a cash prize of $1500. It looks like this year’s “winner” Quasi (as in Quasi Modo) will be able to afford a super-fancy makeover (if he or she wants it).
McDonald’s has updated Ronald McDonald’s look and somehow made him even creepier
They’ve given him cargo pants and a vest so that he’s more “modern and relevant.” Ya know, sorta like your 60-something uncle that dyes his hair and wears a Miami Vice sports coat to look younger. Ronald’s new red bow tie and jacket are saved for special occasions (like the unveiling of his new level of creepiness). Read the full press release about R McD’s (that’s what I’m gonna call him now, to be modern and relevant) new look here.