The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team is totally badass, and it’s equally badass that Sports Illustrated is putting out this many versions of a single issue. Collecting all of these may be as challenging as collecting all the state quarters.
There’s a reason the video is called “Sorry, dad.” Oops.
Look at me (in the hat, next to my brother), all into #sports back in the day!, #tbt #throwbackthursday
David Beckham shows off his World Cup in new H&M campaign
This underwear model used to play soccer. See more of the new pix here.
The U.S. Men’s Soccer Coach has written you an excuse letter to get out of work
He REALLY wants you to watch the U.S. play Germany in the World Cup, naturally. Seems reasonable.
The FIFA Eye Candy Cup World Cup starts today
Sports Illustrated was thorough enough to do a run-down of the hottest players from each team, because sports.
50 Cent threw the first pitch at a Mets game and it did not go well
To be fair, my pitch would have been just as bad… I just don’t have new music to promote.
In the version below, MLB adds insult to injury by constantly replaying his bad pitch over and over and over as they interviewed him about his new music.
Bubble Football is, apparently, a thing
Think Bubble Boy, but as a sport. Magic.
Meet the players in this year’s Puppy Bowl
I’ve always known that Animal Planet does their Puppy Bowl every year on the same day as the Super Bowl, but I never realized the great attention to detail they’ve given it to make it seem like a legit sporting event… including ESPN-like profiles highlighting the players. Hilarious and adorable.
Don’t Pressure Beyonce and Jay-Z to Have Another Child!
We’ve become far too impatient with our celebrities’ lives, especially Beyonce’s life, and Jason Bowers thinks it would be a bad idea for Beyonce and Jay-Z to have a second child now.
