WATCH Chris Pratt adorably teach his son the Pledge of Allegiance

I especially LOVE how Chris makes sure his son is made aware of the last line “with liberty and justice for ALL.”

WATCH this boy hit his dad’s pitch… right back into dad

There’s a reason the video is called “Sorry, dad.” Oops.

WATCH a dad use his little boy as a drum

The boy is not harmed (he’s actually giggling the whole time). Frankly, it’s kind of like a free massage.

This guy may very well be Conan O’Brien’s son

Even if this is solely a bit to get Conan’s attention, the resemblance is kinda freaky.