Even as a child, I thought the idea of TV stations abandoning their programming on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day in order to show a continuous loop of a burning yule log was absurd (thank you, Channel 11). But now that absurdity gets a dose of timely awesomeness thanks to this Darth Vader Yule log (thank you, guy with lots of time on his hands). Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a burning corpse!
The Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, Japan has apparently seen a spike in female tourists because this gorilla named Shabani has an especially muscular frame and good boon structure. Shabani is basically doing the gorilla version of “Blue Steel,” and they totally need to get him to do a cameo in Magic Mike XXL. Pix via Instagram and Twitter.
It’s like something they would have done on Mr. Wizard’s World… if Mr. Wizard smoked a lot of pot.
One of the more ridiculous things about Jurassic World is that Bryce Dallas Howard’s character spends the entire movie running from dinosaurs in the jungle IN HEELS. So when Chris Pratt, Bryce, and Jake Johnson stopped by The Late Late Show with James Corden, James challenged Chris to run through the studio in heels.
You’ve really outdone yourselves this time, internet. Nice job!
SEE a giant portrait of Taylor Swift… made of Legos
It was constructed over the course of the weekend by guests staying at the Legoland Windsor Resort in the U.K. This is amazing and all, but I thought it was her buddy Ed Sheeran that was the REAL Lego fan.
WATCH a slab of meat do the swiping on Tinder
It takes the “meat market” aspect of Tinder very literally. Also, this is the most ridiculous and amazing thing you will see all day.
WATCH all the times Owen Wilson says “Wow” on screen
Wow… it’s A LOT. YouTube has disabled embedding of the video, but you can watch it here.
WATCH the President Barack Obama “Uptown Funk” lip dub
It’s not like we didn’t see this coming.