Even as a child, I thought the idea of TV stations abandoning their programming on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day in order to show a continuous loop of a burning yule log was absurd (thank you, Channel 11). But now that absurdity gets a dose of timely awesomeness thanks to this Darth Vader Yule log (thank you, guy with lots of time on his hands). Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a burning corpse!
Forget Cheese Slices, Check Out These CHOCOLATE Slices
I’m actually surprised something like this hasn’t been in mass production for decades. I mean they’re like Kraft Singles, but instead of processed cheese product, it’s processed chocolate product. What’s not to love? If you want to buy them, you’ll need to order them online (and be able to read Japanese). And they only come five to a pack, so stock up when you place your order!
SEE the High School Campus That Looks Like the Millenium Falcon from Star Wars
When I tell people that I grew up near Allentown, PA, most people invoke the Billy Joel song with the SUPER-homoerotic video. Others are familiar with Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom. But with the latest Star Wars movie hitting theaters next week, there may be renewed interest in the fact that Allentown’s Parkland High School campus looks A LOT like the Millenium Falcon. School officials continue to deny that the design is deliberate, but their architect at H. Solo & Assoc. probably knows differently.
WATCH The First Three Minutes Of Fear The Walking Dead
If even a fraction of the audience of the original Walking Dead series watches, this show will be huge. The prequel starts this Sunday night (August 23) on AMC.
WATCH Jane Lynch Do A Live Jazzy Cover Of Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda”
LANGUAGE NSFW. Because it’s “Anaconda.” Duh.
SEE Jennifer Aniston’s Gorgeous Wedding Ring
WATCH An Adorable Kitten Trying (And Kinda Failing) to Mimic The Momma Cat
The mom cleans herself, the kitten tries to follow along, but mostly just moves his paws in the air. Bonus points to Huffington Post for calling him a copy-kitten.
That Moment When: The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2 Accidentally Includes The C-Word In Their Promo Image
Last week, the marketing team behind The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2 tweeted an image (since deleted, but the screen cap is above) touting only 100 days until the film’s release. But some many noticed that if you look real close, the second zero in “100” actually looks like a “C,” and the letters “U-N-T” from the word “until” when added to that sorta “C” help create a new, sorta-NSFW version of the image. Oops.
WATCH The Simpsons Predicted A Donald Trump Presidency Back In 2000!
The Donald held office before President Lisa Simpson was elected, and he apparently left the country bankrupt.
First We Had The Black Hamurger Bun, Now KFC Has A Pink Chicken Sandwich Bun
A few months ago I told you about the black burger at Burger King Japan that got its color from squid ink, and now KFC China has a PINK chicken sandwich bun, thanks to rose cheese (which is, apparently, actually a thing).