Women Are (Allegedly) Flocking To A Zoo In Japan To See This Handsome… GORILLA

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The Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, Japan has apparently seen a spike in female tourists because this gorilla named Shabani has an especially muscular frame and good boon structure. Shabani is basically doing the gorilla version of “Blue Steel,” and they totally need to get him to do a cameo in Magic Mike XXL. Pix via Instagram and Twitter.


Check Out The Hot New Poster for Magic Mike XXL

Yes, there’s a sequel.  Yes, I’m guessing the crotch placement of words was intentional.  Yes, there seems to be even more abs on this poster than on the first one (below), despite only being a picture of Channing Tatum this time.