It’s either that, or all doorways form to the shape of her butt as she moves through them. Photo via Lindsay’s Instagram.
True story: Years ago I made Giuliana Rancic lose it on the radio after making a joke about Lindsay’s butt being “fully loaded.”
This is allegedly a list of Lindsay Lohan’s celebrity conquests.
That’s what In Touch thinks. There’s no doubt that she’s been with SOME of these guys (Evan Peters and Max George from The Wanted are pretty obvious). But considering the 3 specific columns on this page, it looks a lot more like she was playing a game of Kill/F***/Marry with friends (if this is, in fact, even her handwriting). See more of In Touch’s story about it here.
SEE Jimmy Fallon throw water into Lindsay Lohan’s face
…and vice versa, all as a part of a game of Water War.
These celebs ALL lost a $100 bet to Jimmy Fallon
Robert De Niro, Tina Fey, Joan Rivers, Kim Kardashian, Mariah Carey, Seth Rogen, Joe Namath, Rudy Giuliani, Lindsay Lohan, Mike Tyson, Stephen Colbert and Lady Gaga each bet Jimmy that he’d never host The Tonight Show, and they all showed up on his first night on the job to pay their debts.
Max George from The Wanted now has a new job
No, he’s not Lindsay Lohan’s house boy. Max is now modeling for Buffalo Jeans (and, apparently, their underwear line, too). You’re welcome.
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Lindsay Lohan is making news for her talents again rather than her screw-ups
I know we’ve been burned before, but I think Lindsay Lohan may genuinely be in a good place now. She popped up on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night to appear in a sketch, and she seemed more coherent than she has in years (which is good as she’s hosting SNL again in a few weeks). Cuz, let’s face it, as much as we’ve all watched the figurative car crash of Lindsay’s life over the past few years, it’s actually more enjoyable watching her get back on track.
Random side note: I’m nearly certain this sketch was taped using the same set that Mike Myers and Dana Carvey used to use for the “Wayne’s World” sketches.
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Lindsay Lohan’s half-sister makes Lindsay look like the stable one
On the left is is Lindsay Lohan’s half sister Ashley Horn (the result of Michael Lohan cheating on Dina Lohan back in the 90’s). On the right is Lindsay Lohan. Notice a resemblance? You should, because Ashley dropped $25,000 on plastic surgery to look more like Lindsay.
Seriously, this reaches brand new levels of creepy and weird and makes Single White Female seem tame in comparison.
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Lindsay Lohan walks streets of NYC WITHOUT PANTS
Hey, if you’re not making headlines for partying anymore, you have to make headlines for something. Oh, wait, she’s still partying (allegedly). Regardless, Lindsay was walking through SoHo earlier this week sans pants, as one does. Here’s the pic (Don’t worry, it’s safe for work).
Justin Bieber going to rehab? That’s not the answer.
Justin Bieber’s manager allegedly wants to get just away from the bad influences in his life, and thinks rehab is the answer. Jason Bowers has a better solution!
Lindsay Lohan’s All-American Summer Vacation!
Lindsay Lohan allegedly wants to switch rehabs AGAIN, and this could be her ticket to an awesome summer vacation! Jason Bowers tells you why.
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