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This Kim Kardashian look-a-like is the head of a Mexican drug cartel hit squad (seriously)

Her name is Claudia Ochoa Felix, and she’s pictured on the left.  Despite her nickname “The Empress of Anthrax,” Kanye West is still more afraid of the real Kim Kardashian (on the left).  See more pix of their resemblance here

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Jaden Smith wore white to Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

…in the form of a white Batman costume.  Because of course. First of all, everyone knows that guests aren’t supposed to wear white to a wedding.  Second of all, you know you’ve crossed the line when the douchiest person in the photo isn’t Joe Francis.  (photo via Joe Francis’ Instagram)

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose with North West in Vogue

It’s as if we’re being shown the exact moment that North figures out she’s just the latest model in her family’s product line. 

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Do North West’s eyebrows look like they’ve been waxed?

That’s the accusation people are hurling at Kim Kardashian after she posted this pic on Instagram.

I don’t think Kim is SO worried about appearances that she’d do that… but I also don’t think people really believe that she did.  My opinion:  I wouldn’t put it past the Kardashians to plant a story claiming Kim was accused of such a thing, because then even Kim K haters will come to her defense.  

Either way, I really wish that family would stop pimping out this poor baby for publicity (because even if the waxing story/non-story isn’t true, Kim still posted this pic on social media, knowing that alone would become a story).  

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Kanye West was all Kanye West-y when he had another meltdown / rant (language NSFW)

I’m not a fan of most of Kanye West’s music, but I recognize that he has some genuine talent as a lyricist and producer.  But nearly every time he speaks, he ridiculously declares himself a genius and/or puts himself in the same class as some true legends.  That’s not to say that Kanye isn’t (or is) a genius or a legend-in-the-making, it’s just to say that constantly proclaiming it is all kinds of douchey and cancels out any talent he might possess. 

Long story short: Kanye tore apart a screaming fan who wanted him to take it off (his clothes and/or his mask, I presume).  And, in an extra-klassy move, he had he woman evicted from the show.  That’s right, Kanye West rewards his loyal fans by proving to them that they’re not worthy to experience more of his genius.  

Thank goodness somebody caught the entire thing on video to show everyone how seriously out-of-control his ego has gotten.  Watch it above, but beware the language is NSFW.

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WATCH the Kanye West / Kim Kardashian morning chatfest you never knew we needed

Lady Gaga did a solid job hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend, but one of the best sketches really put the spotlight on Jay Pharoah and Nasim Pedrad as Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, morning talk show hosts.  Bonus points to Gaga for playing an Apple Store Genius (and for poking fun at her own obsession with fashion).

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