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See what North West will look like at age 21

A forensic artist did an illustration of what he thinks Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s daughter will look like when she turns 21.  The rendering makes her look sorta like Paula Patton, but with James Van Der Beek’s forehead.  See it here.

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Do North West’s eyebrows look like they’ve been waxed?

That’s the accusation people are hurling at Kim Kardashian after she posted this pic on Instagram.

I don’t think Kim is SO worried about appearances that she’d do that… but I also don’t think people really believe that she did.  My opinion:  I wouldn’t put it past the Kardashians to plant a story claiming Kim was accused of such a thing, because then even Kim K haters will come to her defense.  

Either way, I really wish that family would stop pimping out this poor baby for publicity (because even if the waxing story/non-story isn’t true, Kim still posted this pic on social media, knowing that alone would become a story).  

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Kanye West was all Kanye West-y when he had another meltdown / rant (language NSFW)

I’m not a fan of most of Kanye West’s music, but I recognize that he has some genuine talent as a lyricist and producer.  But nearly every time he speaks, he ridiculously declares himself a genius and/or puts himself in the same class as some true legends.  That’s not to say that Kanye isn’t (or is) a genius or a legend-in-the-making, it’s just to say that constantly proclaiming it is all kinds of douchey and cancels out any talent he might possess. 

Long story short: Kanye tore apart a screaming fan who wanted him to take it off (his clothes and/or his mask, I presume).  And, in an extra-klassy move, he had he woman evicted from the show.  That’s right, Kanye West rewards his loyal fans by proving to them that they’re not worthy to experience more of his genius.  

Thank goodness somebody caught the entire thing on video to show everyone how seriously out-of-control his ego has gotten.  Watch it above, but beware the language is NSFW.

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WATCH the Kanye West / Kim Kardashian morning chatfest you never knew we needed

Lady Gaga did a solid job hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend, but one of the best sketches really put the spotlight on Jay Pharoah and Nasim Pedrad as Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, morning talk show hosts.  Bonus points to Gaga for playing an Apple Store Genius (and for poking fun at her own obsession with fashion).

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Meet North West at age 25

A website in the U.K. gives us this rendering of what they think Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s daughter North West will look like when she’s 25.  Oof.  The same website also imagined North’s cousins Penelope and Mason Disick at age 25.  Oof, again.

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OF COURSE there’s video of Kanye West’s proposal to Kim Kardashian

This video clearly seems to be taken by somebody that was invited to watch Kanye make a marriage proposal all about him ask Kim to marry him.  But you’d think that for a family that lives their lives on camera there’d be a better camera person on hand.  

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Kanye West encounters paparazzi, doesn’t have meltdown

Despite his scowl in the pic up above, Kanye West does sometimes crack a smile (usually when talking about how great Kanye West is).  But, he’s made such a reputation for himself as being someone who hates the paparazzi that it’s like opposite day seeing him actually play nice with them.  See nice Kanye in action here.  (It’s like Kim Kardashian has finally shown Kanye how to embrace being a fame-monger.)

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Kimye are allegedly spending $1.5-million on 2 cars for North West

North West won’t be driving these (by the time she’s old enough, these will be SO last season), but Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are allegedly shelling out some serious coin for some high end armored vehicles to help protect the royal baby their totally normal child. 

The alleged vehicles are the Prombron Iron Diamond from a Russian company called Dartz Motorz.  You know they’re Russian, because their website uses some pretty offensively sexist language to describe the vehicle: 

World first safety car for ladies.

This 3-door Kapsula-Kupe have 300 mm shorter base and 3-doors, to avoid kindnapping, hijacking and other problems which can meet rich and lonley lady on the street.

Specially for ladies was created 360-easy parking video system.

This car was presented at our favorite show – Top Marques Monaco 2011 and car have great sucess.

Car got some ladies-buyers from Kazakstan and Russia, like also became Top Gear stuff car during cannes festival.

I personally think the story that Kimye are buying these is B.S., but I wanted to show you what a $750,000 car looks like.  As the “world’s first safety car for ladies, I would have expected it to come in pink like a Malibu Barbie convertible. 

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Kanye West HILARIOUSLY flips out on paparazzi

Normally when Kanye West has a tantrum, he seems so angry.  But he does it so often that a) he’s become the boy that cries wolf and b) it’s impossible to take him seriously.  And, as such, this freak-out (via TMZ) is especially funny.