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SEE some of the best celeb Halloween pix!

That’s Beyonce and Blue Ivy as Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson, Ed Sheeran as Austin Powers, Iggy Azalea as one of the characters from White Chicks (since Snoop Dogg said she looked like that), Katy Perry as a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto, Kim Kardashian as Anna Wintour (who famously didn’t want to put Kim on the cover of Vogue), and Taylor Swift as a Pegacorn. (pix all via Instagram).

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An Ice Bucket Challenge Halloween Costume is already a thing you can buy 

Seems fun and harmless on the surface, but one hand is holding the bucket and the other is holding an ice tray.  Which hand gets to hold your drinks on Halloween?

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Leonardo DiCaprio really doesn’t want to be recognized

That really is Leo.  And he didn’t want to be recognized… up until the point when he wasn’t recognized.  Then he allegedly played the “don’t you know who I am?” card.  No, Leo, we don’t know who you are, because you’re cloaked in a drapey black frock. (Just Jared has plenty more pix of Leo not looking like Leo because he’s cloaked in a drapey black frock).

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My near-epic failure of a Superman costume was saved

Tonight I’m dressing as Superman Prime, which is essentially the regular Superman uniform but black and silver rather than blue and red.  I special ordered it from Hong Kong to get the size right because I’m elfin.  The costume fit, but something was just… off.  Oh yeah, that Superman S looks nothing like an S!  That would seem important!  THANKFULLY, one of my best friends happens to be a kick-ass big-deal costume designer, and he was able to fix it by cutting new pieces from the bottom of my cape.  MORAL OF THE STORY: find yourself a friend who’s a costume designer. 

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Paris Hilton out-Mileys Miley Cyrus for Halloween

And she didn’t even have to stick out her tongue.

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Here’s how to text through the gloves in your Halloween costume

Over the weekend I bought a Halloween costume that happens to have gloves.  What didn’t dawn on my at the time was that I wouldn’t be able to text while in costume.  Yes, First World problems, but it’s still a legitimate concern as I’ll be spending the night with a group of friends, and we text back and forth to make fun of the crazy people we see keep track of one another.  

Thankfully, my problem is solved with a little metallic thread and the video above.  Just call me Mr. Wizard.  Actually, just call the guy in the video Mr. Wizard.  I prefer to be called Mr. Bojangles.

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