Someone Made a 5-Hour Darth Vader Yule Log Video, Of Course

Even as a child, I thought the idea of TV stations abandoning their programming on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day in order to show a continuous loop of a burning yule log was absurd (thank you, Channel 11). But now that absurdity gets a dose of timely awesomeness thanks to this Darth Vader Yule log (thank you, guy with lots of time on his hands). Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a burning corpse!

WATCH Jane Lynch Do A Live Jazzy Cover Of Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda”

LANGUAGE NSFW. Because it’s “Anaconda.” Duh.

WATCH Kelly Clarkson Sing Peoples’ Tinder Profiles On Jimmy Kimmel Live

The creepy seems far less creepy when it’s sung by a Grammy winner.

WATCH Outtakes Of SNL’s Kate McKinnon As Justin Bieber For Calvin Klein

One of Saturday Night Live’s best sketches of the past season was the spoof of Justin Bieber’s Calvin Klein Ads with Kate McKinnon as The Biebs. SNL knows this was pure gold, so they just released the outtakes (above)… and they’re just as funny and ridiculous as the original sketch (below).

The San Francisco Giants Recreated The Opening Credits To Full House Shot-For-Shot

There’s an upcoming Full House Lifetime unauthorized behind-the-scenes tell-all, the upcoming Netflix re-boot called Fuller House, and now the San Francisco Giants have done a shot-for-shot remake of the opening credits called Full Clubhouse. We as a nation officially have Full House fever!

That Moment When: The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2 Accidentally Includes The C-Word In Their Promo Image

Last week, the marketing team behind The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2 tweeted an image (since deleted, but the screen cap is above) touting only 100 days until the film’s release. But some many noticed that if you look real close, the second zero in “100” actually looks like a “C,” and the letters “U-N-T” from the word “until” when added to that sorta “C” help create a new, sorta-NSFW version of the image. Oops.

WATCH The Simpsons Predicted A Donald Trump Presidency Back In 2000!

The Donald held office before President Lisa Simpson was elected, and he apparently left the country bankrupt.

Kid Gets Arrested For Driving While High, Asks To Take A Selfie With The Cop, Cop Obliges

I can’t tell who’s happier in the photo, the kid or the cop. THIS is how to Snapchat.

WATCH This News Anchor Storm-Off Rather Than Talk About The Kardashians Again

I feel your pain, Fox Orlando’s John Brown, I feel your pain.

SEE Sam Smith and Hugh Jackman Both Photobombing The News

The Sam Smith photobomb is amazing because the people are aware it’s happening, but NOT aware that Sam Smith is the one doing it (despite being at the concert venue where Sam is doing a show). The Hugh Jackman one is amazing because the newscaster doing the story seems totally unfazed by it, as if it’s something Hugh does to her all the time.