SEE the Human Barbie without makeup!

The woman that calls herself Human Barbie fascinates me on so many levels, cuz seriously, who drops 150-grand on plastic surgery to look like a plastic toy?  On the left is Human Barbie with makeup, on the right is Human Barbie without makeup (mostly).  The without makeup option is still creeps me out, though not as much. (photos via Facebook


“This Is Not a Barbie Doll. This Is an Actual Human Being.”

That’s the headline for the GQ story about Valeria Lukyanova, the woman known as “Human Barbie.”  This makes me uncomfortable on so very many levels. See more pix and read the full GQ story here


Kimye are allegedly spending $1.5-million on 2 cars for North West

North West won’t be driving these (by the time she’s old enough, these will be SO last season), but Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are allegedly shelling out some serious coin for some high end armored vehicles to help protect the royal baby their totally normal child. 

The alleged vehicles are the Prombron Iron Diamond from a Russian company called Dartz Motorz.  You know they’re Russian, because their website uses some pretty offensively sexist language to describe the vehicle: 

World first safety car for ladies.

This 3-door Kapsula-Kupe have 300 mm shorter base and 3-doors, to avoid kindnapping, hijacking and other problems which can meet rich and lonley lady on the street.

Specially for ladies was created 360-easy parking video system.

This car was presented at our favorite show – Top Marques Monaco 2011 and car have great sucess.

Car got some ladies-buyers from Kazakstan and Russia, like also became Top Gear stuff car during cannes festival.

I personally think the story that Kimye are buying these is B.S., but I wanted to show you what a $750,000 car looks like.  As the “world’s first safety car for ladies, I would have expected it to come in pink like a Malibu Barbie convertible.