SEE The Dog That Was Just Named World’s UGLIEST (aww)

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I WAS gonna shame the fact that there’s a pageant to find the world’s ugliest dog, but then I saw there was a cash prize of $1500. It looks like this year’s “winner” Quasi (as in Quasi Modo) will be able to afford a super-fancy makeover (if he or she wants it).


Women Are (Allegedly) Flocking To A Zoo In Japan To See This Handsome… GORILLA

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The Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, Japan has apparently seen a spike in female tourists because this gorilla named Shabani has an especially muscular frame and good boon structure. Shabani is basically doing the gorilla version of “Blue Steel,” and they totally need to get him to do a cameo in Magic Mike XXL. Pix via Instagram and Twitter.