A few months ago I told you about the black burger at Burger King Japan that got its color from squid ink, and now KFC China has a PINK chicken sandwich bun, thanks to rose cheese (which is, apparently, actually a thing).
Remember when you first saw the video for Psy’s “Gangham Style” or Rebecca Black’s “Friday” how your jaw was on the floor as you tried to comprehend what the hell was happening on the screen? This is like that x1000. All you need to know: singing and dancing Sumo wrestlers.
It also poses so many questions. Would you actually buy a drink loaded with tons of caffeine from a pregnant woman that shouldn’t be drinking caffeine? If Kim was, in fact, drinking this energy drink, then why does she fall off the bike in the first place (she should be full of energy!)? Whose idea was it to dress kim like Audrey Hepburn? Why isn’t Kanye riding the bike with her like in his “Bound 2” music video?
And yet most of us have failed to master even one of those skills on its own.